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cloacal kiss

The method in which a male bird fertilizes the ovum of a female bird. The male and female press their cloacals (a prosterior opening which functions as the end of the reproductive, digestive, and urinary tracts) together for a few moments to transfer sperm to the female.
Mel: Whoa are those birds rubbing their butts together?

Nico: No they're just giving each other a cloacal kiss.
by neeky neeks July 21, 2009
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clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006
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fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."
by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011
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Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010
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Clobify

Something the youths say these days. It essentially means they got past a round of the video game Fall Guys.
Joseph: Holy fuck, did you clobify?

Robert: I've clobified many times.
by weedbutnogrinder March 29, 2021
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.
"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."
by PD&KS October 3, 2007
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clogan

a person with a rural place of birth that relocates, adopts a metropolitan lifestyle, sometimes fitting into middle to high society, but remaining a bogan at heart. a classy bogan.
princess mary of denmark is a clogan - grew up in tasmania, australia and is now royalty (and appearing refined, beautiful and demure) however remains a bogan at heart.
by Clogan August 13, 2012
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