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cloaca port 

A single port on a computer that allows for charging, data transfer, playing media, and any other function involving connecting a computer to an external device. Named for the cloaca, which is a single hole used for all excretory and reproductive functions in certain animals.
"I was thinking about getting the new Macbook, but it has a cloaca port. I don't want to spend $100 on an adapter so I can charge my laptop and plug it into a monitor at the same time."
cloaca port by tom.from.myspace September 13, 2018

cloaca cocktail 

a very delicious cocktail, usually made in South America.
I went Brazil and had the best cloaca cocktail.
cloaca cocktail by snicko May 10, 2022

cloaca cocktail 

I had a really good cloaca cocktail in Brazil.
cloaca cocktail by snicko May 10, 2022

persistent cloaca 

When a girl is born with their rectum, vagina, and urinary tract fuse together into a common channel.
Becky: Hey Samantha did you hear about Mary's messed up private area

Samantha: Yeah she has persistent cloaca
persistent cloaca by Urbman November 23, 2015

The Cloaca 

When you go right from a girls vagina to her anus during sexual intercourse
"Dude I totally pulled The Cloaca on Lee's mom last night. I think she got an UTI "

Mega Cloaca

The universe was created by the Mega Cloaca. When the Mega Cloaca farted shitted and cammed, the universe was born. The Mega Cloaca consists of an asshole, eyeball, ear, uterus, cock, and also balls, it is EVERYTHING.
The Mega Cloaca has blessed us with life
Mega Cloaca by SacredCalamity February 15, 2022