Jacob Clifford

The most glorious and amazing person in the whole planet. He teaches economics like no other. He is the ultimate skinny legend in Macro AND Micro Economics. His YouTube channel is the holy grail of all youtubers. Everyone aspires to make as good videos as he does. Mr. Clifford makes the best macro/micro study guide.

Person: Hey, do you know how to do an AD/AS graph?
Person 2: No, but I watched this video on YouTube by Jacob Clifford that is easy to understand.
Person 1: Awesome! What is his Youtube handle?
Person 2: Its just Jacob Clifford!

by naturalism November 29, 2018

clitorference

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.

My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.

by kerriK December 18, 2010

clitoral lint

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Michael Clifford

second-guitar and vocal in the band 5 Seconds of Summer (more lovingly known as 5SOS). Michael changes his hair color often, leaving every girl's heart to be blown apart and become another piece of shrapnel. see "love of my life" for more.

"Oh my god, Michael Clifford did the thing." "Oh, fuck. I just died inside. Let me go rock back and forth on my bed for three hours." "Okay, have fun with that."

by jasper carmichael February 18, 2014

clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.

I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

by Verileigh September 9, 2010

Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.

His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".

by tallcoolone August 12, 2009