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clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority
I have a clintonizer for a boss.
by kbabe87 October 23, 2008
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Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.
by Matish May 5, 2021
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Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.
“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
by KaptKyle July 21, 2020
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Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008
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Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.
All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4
by - Red-Blooded Patriot October 19, 2008
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Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.
That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...
by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020
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cliftonize

1) the act of making something more ghetto.

2) the act of decreasing physical attractiveness
Tom: Have you seen what happened to Eddie's car?
Kyle: Yeah man, it has definitely been cliftonized. It is falling apart!
by DocD513 June 10, 2011
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