Clint Eastwood 

The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.

Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.

Clint Eastwood by Not Zane September 10, 2004

Clint Eastwood 

The man Chuck Norris wants to be.

A: Wow! Chuck Norris is great!

B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.

C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.

Clint Eastwood by El Habibi June 20, 2013

Clint Eastwood 

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry

Make my day, punk.

Clint Eastwood by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Clint Eastwoody 

An erection inspired by the sheer manly awesomeness that is Clint Eastwood.

"Did you see Gran Torino? Man, that movie gives me a huge Clint Eastwoody."

Clint Eastwoody by DJ_Smexy February 11, 2009

Clint Eastwood 

When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU WILL DIE!

Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.

"Man has got to know his limitations."
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."

Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.

It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.

Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!

Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.

Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!

Clint Eastwood by V8 Vinny June 30, 2011

Clint Eastwood Paper 

Cheap, course toilet paper.

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.

Clint Eastwood Paper by theknightlyone July 31, 2009

Clint Eastwood 

n. masc. He's a god among men; He's one of the best directors of all time, making movies about boxing and shit at the age of 77; He's puts on the guise of being meek in person, but thats just because if He were to act as he does on screen, He would kill any stranger who got within fifteen feet of Him; the future capitol of the USA and, later, the world; the manliest thing since He invented the penis; a sexual manuver duting which the man, while fucking on top, drinks pure alcohol (Moonshine, The Shine) and then regurgitates it back into a sort of vessel, and foces the women to consume its contents. v. intr. to have the largest penis in existance; to be the single coolest at all.

Clint Eastwood is God's go-to-guy.

Clint Eastwood by P-koff October 17, 2006