when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.
Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!
by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003
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The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.
by none given January 29, 2004
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When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.
If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!
by Ziploc June 2, 2003
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a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.
i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.
by pak paki September 12, 2003
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When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her
Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer
by Master Luc February 21, 2004
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This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.
by snoproslim October 22, 2003
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The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.
The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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