Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.
"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"
by montez May 08, 2003
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The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.
She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.
by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003
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The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.
by none given January 28, 2004
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a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.
i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.
by pak paki September 12, 2003
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When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her
Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer
by Master Luc February 21, 2004
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When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.
If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!
by Ziploc June 02, 2003
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