When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
by Streakycheese September 29, 2007
Get the Cleaveland Steamer mug.by Our21stzen February 12, 2003
Get the Cleaveland Steamer mug.I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.
by Stefan December 2, 2003
Get the Cleaveland Steamer mug.The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 September 18, 2005
Get the Cleaveland Steamer mug.by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003
Get the cleaveland steamer mug.The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
by none given January 28, 2004
Get the cleaveland steamer mug.It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.
Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...
Girl #2: what you going to do then?
Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!
Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!
Girl #2: what you going to do then?
Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!
Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!
by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010
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