cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

clean sweep

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe

"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"

by la nobleza March 27, 2019

clean my android

This describes a request for oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

Cleanup Queen

The one who is invited to the gangbang solely for the purpose of cleaning up the bodily fluids dropped during coitus. Usually a fat and ugly slob

Jay is so gross- who invited him to the group fuckfest??

He’s only here to be the cleanup queen— he’s going to take all the loads!!

by Bigdickballer420 June 28, 2019

urban dic cleaning

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

clean-shit

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.

random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit

by stricky September 8, 2007