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Cup Cleaner

man who licks asshole to get sexual thrill as he skeets in his parents mouth when they are delviering a baby
My mommy and daddy said when i was born they were getting their up cleaned ("Cup Cleaner")
by Inbred Bille January 10, 2009
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facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015
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Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010
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Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.
by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008
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Claysterpillar

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
by fcsf December 17, 2022
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plate cleaner

someone who is ultimately big and finishes every meal that is given to them. if they do this then they are defiantly a pure red paint beast with hall of fame plate cleaner and hall of fame fridge protector
yooo Josepi this chick just snapped me and i left her on opened because she is max weight pure red hall of fame plate cleaner
by JucksonLillard February 6, 2023
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Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
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