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Holy cleansing

Hitler's manifest destiny. The purest and most righteous path of the ultimate lord and savior on his quest to vanquish the world from demonic forces (Jews) and was only opposed by Christ hating satanists.
Adolf in the most sacrificial act decide to spend his time, resources, and mercy on eliminating the Jews during the holy cleansing era.
by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018
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cleanskin

A person with no tattoos. (Named after cleanskin wines. A cleanskin wine is a bottle of wine with no brand or label apart from one to tell you the variety of grape used, but never the name of the winery producing it.)
Man: So do you have any tattoos?
Stripper: Nope, I'm a cleanskin, cant you tell?
by SpunkierRat March 21, 2009
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cleansing

The hangover remedy involving the acts of drinking large amounts of liquid, and vomiting it all out in a routinely matter. Involves multiple repetitions to achieve a successful cleanse.
"Man, I drank way too much last night. I better start cleansing now to get rid of this hangover."

"Dude, that's like your fourth trip to the bathroom this morning? What the hell are you doing in there?"
"Don't worry, bro. I'm just cleansing."
by PaulyG24 December 30, 2011
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Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
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Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.
Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.
by Grews January 19, 2009
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Cleansing Erotica

The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.
Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."
by Faultyjay March 13, 2008
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Cleansiness

Canadian state of being clean and free from germs, dirt, trash, or waste, and the habit of achieving and maintaining that state.
My friend in Montreal is such a hoser. He is so messy, probably the least cleansy person I know. He's really got to work on his cleansiness.
by Old mate eighty eight July 13, 2020
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