claptrap

An STD infested slutty girl.

Guy 1 - "Hey that girl looks kinda cute"
Guy 2 - "Whoa man, don't touch that. She's a claptrap."

by jp0113 September 20, 2012

Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Claptrap

Absurd talk and ideas. Often used to describe someone drunk talking nonsense.

It’s bland claptrap!
She is a claptrap talking nonsense

by Mushroom1 January 3, 2021

solipsistic claptrap

99.9% of blogs
(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)

His solipsistic claptrap is so yawn...

by PiaB June 23, 2008

Claptrap

The act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. Then before she is about to climax you bite her vagina folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.

My friend (Alexis) came over last night and I claptrapped her.

by UnwaryFour001 October 27, 2014

Claptrap

Vagina infected with Gonorrhea

Dont stick your dick in that runny claptrap.

by Clauzilla May 21, 2016

Claptrap

When ur pals know you tf out by clapping you right in the noggin then whilst youre passed out they get a prossy with clap to transmit it too them and now theyre trapped with clap.

friend 1: "oh billy got hit with the claptrap"
friend 2: "poor guy"

by SYM claptrap May 30, 2019