claudespot

A claudespot is the most comfortable place you can be at or sit at of all alternatives given.

- This seat is so uncomfortable, mate!
- Well I got the claudespot in the couch!

by walkingtrauma August 6, 2010

deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

Jean Claude

A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.

Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!

Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.

Girl 1: Yes that was his name.

by Mr Run October 14, 2019

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

clandestiny

(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present

"Clandestine makes it sound better..."
"Yeah... sort of like destiny!"
"Clandestiny!"

by lolcougar July 29, 2009

Claude Speed

The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.

That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.

by Scottendo June 17, 2006

Cladd

A word that is usually a response to something good or great. Its a good way to describe something that is awesome or impressive other than the word cool.

Person1: Have you heard that new song by (artist)?
Person2: Yeh man I have, its Cladd!

by CladdMan June 1, 2010