A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
Get the Clash Royalemug. by Fuckthecheeto July 25, 2020
Get the Clash Royalemug. Clash Royale is a shitty game where you waste money to get fucking cards and use fucking cards to get fucking trophies. This is a game that will make you bankrupt
by Mothafucer October 6, 2018
Get the Clash Royalemug. The 2nd most p2w game in the supercell universe full of kids who stole thier parent's card
The 3.8K-7K trophy range are full of only expensive high dps cards(plus rage and clone)
and theres also some overpriced animated stickers called emotes that you use to annoy people
The 3.8K-7K trophy range are full of only expensive high dps cards(plus rage and clone)
and theres also some overpriced animated stickers called emotes that you use to annoy people
my friend:do you know clash royale
me:you mean that game that you uninstall and re install for 5 times because of lvl 14?
my friend:yes
me:you mean that game that you uninstall and re install for 5 times because of lvl 14?
my friend:yes
by basic noob December 14, 2021
Get the Clash royalemug. by SupercellBelongsInTheTrash July 15, 2022
Get the Clash royalemug. A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
by AnonG2900 December 11, 2021
Get the Clash Royalemug. Some bullshit pay to win game created by supercell. It’s fun when you’re a low level player in bone pit facing people that have the same cards as you, but when you level up, You go up against a bunch of people that are a higher level that you & spent their life savings to get some overpowered legendary cards that you can’t counter. Clash Of Clans- LITERALLY ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME is better. (If you dislike this definition, you’re one of the reasons the game is ass. Go spend your money on something else and get a girlfriend you mobile game loser.)
Clash Royale as a low level player: Wow this game is fun !! I can’t stop winning !!!!
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
by Comikazie April 7, 2021
Get the Clash Royalemug.