Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

Clayton High School

Clayton High School is the only high school in the small town of Clayton, NC. The administration is full of incompetant losers and every now and then you may find a pedafile teacher who fornicates with students on the regular. Weekends consist of only: smoking weed, drinking, and doing exctacy.

Everybody who attends this school thinks they are either a rapper or in a gang. Sluts and whores are commonly seen wandering the halls, ecspecially in the FRESHMAN building. STDs infect the MAJORITY of students at Clayton High, therefore over 75% of blood from the blood drives is thrown away.

Amber: Hey sexy, What high school did you go to?
James: Clayton High School
Amber: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STD INFESTED MAN WHORE!!! (runs away)
James: (thinks to self) I should have never bent over them freshmen sluts at Clayton High....

by GEO1432 April 16, 2010

The Michael Clayton

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.

Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008

Clayton Bigsby

Black white-supremesis from Chappelle's Show. Author of the books Dump Truck, Nigger Stain, I Smell Nigger, and Nigger Book.

Clayton Bigsby: "He said look here nigger. That there's My Girl. Anyone gon have sex with my sister it's gonna be ME!"

Clayton: "Sir! I am going to make this Very Clear. I am in no Way, Shape, or Form involved in Any Niggerdom!"

by Da illest Nigga You Eva Seen! July 10, 2006

zach clayton

Zach Clayton aka Bruhitzach is amazing boy who any girl who could spend there rest of their life with. He's a crazy, funny, hot guy.

He's a zach clayton

by Nathan_Clayton_fangirl June 22, 2017

Clarion Area High School

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

by Moist Mike May 28, 2019