Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Angry Clarkson

A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top

you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.

Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson

"Dude, i just drank 4 Angry Clarkson's and i just banged a fat chick"

by rekcut24 December 1, 2011

Jelly Clarkson

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson

Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"

by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012

kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004