Clarkson 

A nice kind guy who likes to talk a lot but can be funny. He can also help with lots of things.

Clarkson your talking to much.

Clarkson you a very nice guy

Clarkson by Red tiger 101 November 22, 2021

Clarkson 

A place in Mississauga full of nothing except real-estate and banks they do have the Clarkson pub though which is the main attraction. The dollerama is a meet up for all the kids there to get wasted on sugar. Every thing else is pretty boring.

hey you want to go to Clarkson

What will we do there.
start a fight at the dollerama.

Clarkson by Tinneys January 7, 2022

Clarkson

The sound when either Richard Hammond, or James May encounters something Jeremy Clarkson has done to anger or annoy them.

Clarkson, where has my roof gone?

Clarkson by Definiety.com November 15, 2025

Clarkson University 

A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.

Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!

Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)

Harvard Student: HA!

Clarkson University by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

Clarkson Cool 

adj.
1. Something that is only cool at clarkson especially males.
2. Guys who are geeky/weird at clarkson become normal/acceptable.

Girl 1: OMG he is so gross and geeky.
Girl 2: No way he is so Clarkson Cool!

Clarkson Cool by Pantamime October 30, 2008

Clarkson University 

A place in where there is an unbalanced guy to girl ratio. But a private university where engineers and business majors strive. Our Hockey teams are phenomenal. Our rival SlU is the more preppy pretend high class version of what Clarkson has to offer. At Clarkson we are more academic then slutty.

Go Golden Knights!!!

When you come to Clarkson University your guaranteed a job.

Clarkson University by supriseme October 19, 2010

Clarkson Theory 

Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.

Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...

Steve-"So this is awkward"

Paul-"Hmm

Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...

Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"

Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.

Clarkson Theory by makster March 20, 2011