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Clapham bow tie

Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Light is switched on/off as desired. Must be flashing when on.
'I say Jenkins, that chap is sporting a rather fine clapham bow tie, what?'

'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'
by Dr. Lady Lolbert Monkeybush March 19, 2009
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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!
by noneifur December 6, 2017
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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!
by SCHS slag October 23, 2017
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Clapham Bow-Tie

The act of wearing a flashing red bike light on the collar of your shirt in a similar manner to a bow-tie.
"I am going to a rave tonight. I had better not forget my Clapham bow-tie"
by Domingo Cortez March 19, 2009
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A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.
Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022
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Alyssa Maria Clapham

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.
Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.
by Marley Head December 5, 2010
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Death In Clapham - Cocktail

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
by JGN January 1, 2014
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