clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008

claumydia

claumydia is where you read/type things different, often in a sexual way.

"I got Claumydia and read THE IMPALER instead of CHEVY IMPALA"

"Claumydia made me type COCKING instead of COOKING"

by Claudieko July 14, 2006

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Clearmydia

When you start a new relationship with someone and they ask if they can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and probably the next 2 consecutive months) this infection will appear on your bank statements. This infection is very similar to Klarnamydia (the Klarna version of this infection) normally clears up on its own after a few months.

I just checked my bank statement and found out my new partner has given me Clearmydia !

by Scootass June 15, 2023