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Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.
"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

Anal Clairvoyance 

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.
If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.

clairvoyancy 

A women with controll over man by holding the power of sex!
Drake69 girlfriend had complete controll over him with the clairvoyancy!
clairvoyancy by fuger1990 May 13, 2005

Clairvoycant

Someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (Similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)

Additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.
Clairvoycant: "I predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months"
Woman: "That can't be, I just got married a month ago, and my husband's a blonde..."
Clairvoycant: "You MUST be mistaken, dear... After all, I have the gift, you know"

OR

Girl: "You'll never guess! My parents say I can go to..."
Clairvoycant: "Canada, right?!"
Girl: "Er, no.. London! And you know what else? I get..
Clairvoycant: "To take a friend along?"
Girl: "NO! a whole new wardrobe AND it's all expenses paid!"
Clairvoycant by sarahh(= March 8, 2008

Urban Clairvoyant 

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.
She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
Urban Clairvoyant by sexy intuite September 22, 2011

Clairvoyan 

The Clairvoyans are Psions who are capable of seeing the future, or predicting events. They are often skillful warriors, capable of reacting to an enemy's blow even before it is dealt. They are also skillful at predicting events, and are useful data-gatherers.
Clairvoyans know fate better than the backs of their hands.
Clairvoyan by Detranova August 4, 2003