Slackerbagging

When you're too lazy to separate multiple items, so you throw it all in one bag.

Mom: Pack your bags it's a long trip.

Me: Nah, Mom, I'm slackerbagging.

by Yoooooopotatoe January 5, 2017

Slackerbagging

eating chips with out a dip.

John didn't have any queso salsa, so instead, he decided he would be slackerbagging his bag of chips.

by #CatInSpaceOnDrugs June 25, 2018

crackerballs

The testicles attached to a white male

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.

by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.

"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004