citch

the incorrect way of spelling bitch via text messaging; a tropical flower

"youre such a citch because you smell so great!"

by jmizzleite May 10, 2009

Citch

A female cat is a citch.
A female dog is a bitch.

Don't be a citch.
A cuter way to call someone a citch and get away with it.

A citch is a word for people who are cat people who are bitchy.

You're such a citch.

by Apple DGAF December 2, 2021

Citch

A Citch is someone who is a Cunt and a Bitch

My sister Amy is a citch

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

citch

A hairy jasquatch who could really take a shave. Also referred to as cee itch, ca atch, ce etchh, sasquatch, jch,

CITCH FUCKING REEKS PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER YOU SMELL LIKE JCH!

by dajthefrekainghatch January 27, 2025

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

let me catch my son

The phrase created by Anthony owner of the youtube channel Birdman and the phrase is typically used when you are just disgusted by a certain despicable act.

Let me catch my son eating period blood pancakes on Saturday morning for breakfast

by Let me catch my son August 1, 2016

Bone catcher

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.

Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017