circumcised dickrod

Instead of having a normal circumcision, you take a glass rod and shove it in the hole of your penis. To circumcise, crack the glass while it is in your penis thus tearing it apart. Creating for yourself a circumcised dickrod.

Hey sorry I'm late boss, I was just giving myself a circumcised dickrod.

by -Urban=Creator- October 23, 2017

circumcised

a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.

"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

circumcised

Losing your foreskin privileges.

You're now circumcised, billy.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

circumsized

Tamed by birth; hair cut for the throbbing stick of love

I could tell that he was Jewish by his dick -or-
I love going to temple its full of clean dicks

by chadchode May 10, 2003

circumsized

When you get the skin on your dick cut off (the excessive skin that's there, it's a lot cleaner and more sanitary)

I got circumsized when i was like 2 days old (i'm glad i did it then and not having to get it done this year)

by some polak November 2, 2004

circumsized

The end result of being circumcised, meaning having the foreskin cut off since it is an unncessary tag of skin which, when tightly binding the glans or tip of the penis, may cause infection and even disease.

"I was happy that my parents, who provided food and drink when I couldn't and gave me shelter without consulting me, took all their responsibilities seriously and had me circumsized."

"Counter to anticirc opinions, being circumsized or not has nothing to do with sexual pleasure according to a detailed study of many men, both intact and cut, in the New England Journal of Medicine."

by clean cut, MD December 28, 2005

circumcised

A procedure that makes the penis better smelling, better tasting, better looking to most women, more stimulating, and longer lasting before orgasm.

A lot of propaganda surrounds this procedure, such as "circumsized men don't enjoy sex as much" and "sex is 10 times better for uncircumcised men." This propaganda is not borne out by serious scientific research. It's main purpose is to make uncut men feel better about having to clean up after their dick cheese all the time.

My boyfriend lasts an hour inside me everytime, because he's circumcised, and loves every second of it. I love sucking on his sweet smelling and tasty dick.

by Circumsized and happy June 22, 2006