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Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
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A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.
Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.
by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005
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A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
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A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.
All of those men are in a circle jerk.
by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016
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When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.
Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?
by Karl T October 4, 2005
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A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006
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How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.
John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.
by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003
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