circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005

circle jerk

A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.

All of those men are in a circle jerk.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016

circle jerk

When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.

Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?

by Karl T October 4, 2005

circle jerk

A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.

Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.

by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006

circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003

circle jerk

A group of men who stand in a circle and use the right hand to masturbate for the man behind him. Usually a big hit at parties! Its all usally for a good cause.

The circle jerk at your house last night was great!

by circajerkgalore April 29, 2010

circle jerk

The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.

Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
Flame-War
Meme
1337
Blog

I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk

by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008