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Cinematic Narcolepsy

The chronic involuntary sleep condition induced by viewing of movies, particularly those shown on a large screen.
Had I known my date had cinematic narcolepsy, I wouldn't have paid for her to take a nine-dollar nap.
by SolarS2 February 12, 2009
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Cinematically Deprived

Verbal adjective: The sad state when a person hasn't seen a good amount of classic movies.
What the heck, That kid is so Cinematically Deprived , he hasn't seen Forrest Gump, Star Wars, The Shining, or Back to the Future!
by GregorSam April 18, 2009
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Post-Cinematic Paranoia

The paranoia you receive after watching a horror movie.

Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Paranormal Activity is what inspired this word, for it is the perfect example.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
by SleepsWithOneEyeOpen November 23, 2009
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Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.
Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
by DomoKandy February 4, 2012
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Oh the cinemanity

Exclaimed when a disastrous event has occurred in a movie.
Guy1: What did I miss?
Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!
by Arran23 July 28, 2010
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cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.
We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
by thatboatguy December 20, 2009
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cinematic adventure

movie; film. coined by comedian Dane Cook.
"Hey Morgan! Wanna go see a cinematic adventure tonight?" "fo sho"
by elomenopee November 28, 2007
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