cuteitis

Cuteitis is disease that people get when they fall in love with the wrong person

Symptoms are:sobbing,stress,sleepless nights,not being able to get over someone,missing the person too much

A:Cuteitis is taking over my life.I honestly can't think straight.

B:I know,I got it just over a week ago.I was crying so much!

by Homophlob February 5, 2018

chugivitis

When a Canadian person of non aboriginal decent (Typically white) spends so much time on and/or near a Rez (Reserve land) That they start to adopt the same habits, interests, and opinions as the chugs (aboriginals) on said Rez. Chugivitis is irreversible When fully developed And is catastrophic to an individuals cognitive function and ability to articulate thoughts. When chugivitis Is fully formed a persons body language, facial expressions, and Even vocabulary are drastically affected. A person with Full blown chugivitis will also pick up the accent all chugs have.

If that chick keeps hanging out in that town much longer she’s gonna end up getting chugivitis..

by Oscars wise words September 27, 2020