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Churchlish 

Religious dogma used as an excuse to act assholish and mean-spirited to everybody. Portmanteau of "church" and "churlish".
Just because the Bible says that you can buy women does not mean you have the right to pawn your daughter off to a creep with a checkbook. That's just churchlish.
Churchlish by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O
Churchy by Ransom June 17, 2003
A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
"Hey Churchy, get over here"
Churchy by Emily Church May 23, 2007

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!

churchlands senior high school 

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you
Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people