Chunch 

An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

Chunch by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

chunch 

A very unattractive, undesireable female, usually grotesque in appearance and large in girth; a shoal chick.

Bill got so plastered last night. Did you see that hideous chunch he went home with? He's got the worst beer goggles ever.

chunch by 1101011001 September 21, 2006

Chunch 

The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

Chunch by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

chunch 

A derogitory term for a freshman in high school.

The dirty chunches deserve a beating!

chunch by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003

chunch 

a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.

He told me that my milkshake, in fact, did NOT bring all the boys to the yard. In response, I gave him a firm chunch to the neck.

chunch by captain chunch May 14, 2011

Chunch 

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Chunch by Amy September 30, 2003

Chunch 

An affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. Based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to Chimp.

1) Victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.

2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?

Chunch by wordchimp November 27, 2011