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Chucknologist

"NEWS FLASH!!! Chucknologists have found Chuck Norris' weak point. Soon after, they were all killed by an unknown assassin who wrote "I am invincible" on the walls in the chucknologists' blood."
by Icebolt January 14, 2007
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chuckold

Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning.

In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.

Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else.
Sally is fucking everyone, and her chuckold husband Dave is OK with it.

Larry is a chuckold and he is clueless.
by Osiris2 February 24, 2014
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Chucknology

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.
by The Master E March 3, 2009
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Chucklol

The act of chuckling or giggling after reading an instant message. Most often, the instant message will contain a joke which isn't to the point of being absolutely hilarious, or a joke which barely makes sense.

The chucklol is one tier higher than the lol, which typically results in no laughing whatsoever, but one tier lower than the literalol, which results in a full-fledged laugh.
Flex Plexico: "What do a lion, a zebra, and a bear all have in common?"

Dr. Duncan Steele: "What?"

Flex Plexico: "They're both marsupials."

Dr. Duncan Steele: "Chucklol"
by Leviathan the Massive January 23, 2011
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Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.
by Meatball78 September 1, 2014
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Chuckology

John: Wow! Chuckology is so fascinating!
by elmhans August 3, 2016
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Chuckold

A chuckold is someone who has had someone else make their partner laugh instead of them.
Guy 1: Man, I'm a chuckold.
Guy 2: Damn, what happened?
Guy 1: I caught my brother repeating a Mark Normand bit to my wife and she's never laughed like that for me! I got chuckolded!
by SMKavorcaPrime March 27, 2022
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