A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
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There are several variations to this dirty little limerick. I recited a slightly different version when I was a child in the 1970s:
Oom Chucka Willie from the coconut grove, he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.
He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.
When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.
When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".
So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.
On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".
He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.
He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.
When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.
When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".
So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.
On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".
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