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chuck noriss

Not Chuck Noriss, it's Norris - two R, one S!
by Steven X March 1, 2008
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Chuck Norissed

Hey Conan O brian was Chuck Norissed yesterday.
by Allie Zaki January 5, 2009
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chuck noriss

Chuck Noriss is the ultimate man, he has rugged good looks, awesome fighting style and can kill anyone with a simple roundhouse kick, he is also a filmstar and no one will work with him for fear of getting a round house to the face, if he decided to take over the world, no one will be able to stop him
It has once been said Chuck Noriss doesn't sleep...he waits

Chuck Noriss doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
by Bundy Circle December 24, 2005
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Chucknorrisaurus

It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
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chucknorrisium

chucknorrisium is an element with an unlimited atomic number and atomic mass. This element has only been theorised because if anyone gets close to it, they get knocked back by a roundhouse kick to the face. Chucknorrisuim is theorised that once harnessed into a solid form it will be unbreakable, and makes anything it is attached to unbreakable. This is because the universe makes sure it cannot be broken or it will get a roundhouse kick to the face. It is belived that chuck norris originated from the first chucknorrisium atom.
"ZOMG I nearly found a chucknorrisium atom, but my microscope got destroyed"
by Sheepy123 September 30, 2009
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Chucknoriphobia

The fear of turning a around and seeing Chuck Norris there and ready to kill you
You seem to suffer from Chucknoriphobia, don't worry, most do.
by Caseda Val'rose December 12, 2006
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chucknorrisuarisrex

The reason the dinosuars went extinct. Widely believed to be the biggest land animal of all time
"RUN A chucknorrisuarisrex"!
by roflcoptor October 1, 2007
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