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Chrysten

Typically a super sexy blonde girl. She is very sweet and lots of people love her. She is short but that doesn't hold her back. She is a very easy person to love and care for.
I hope i get to date Chrysten one day...
by jdog658 December 17, 2011
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Chrystle

A super badass girl who likes surfing, swimming and just being an awesome person! She's super nice, very photogenic, and if you don't know her you are missing out!
Girl: Who is that girl over there? She looks so cool!

Boy: She's probably a Chrystle. Lets go introduce ourselves to her!
by ilikefuzzybunnies February 4, 2010
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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chrystell

chrystell go crazy
by ceejaaay June 18, 2018
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christner

brutally honest, dog lover, does not approve of self definition
That guy is such a Christner
by pseudonymplease July 23, 2015
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Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
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chrystelica

1. The feeling of psychadelic euphoria one receives from getting drunk & high before they're of age (see chrysalis) in a Cadillac ridin dirty.
2. See psycho cunt.
1. Bro we is so f*ckn chrystelica dawg!
2. You better put that one to the side, she's totally chrystelica.
by white&nerdy October 14, 2006
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