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Christeanna

Sweet, smart, fun, outgoing, kind, caring and loving!! Very loyal to those who earn her trust. She is strong, determined and independent. She tends to look for love in all the wrong places. She is a very deep thinker. Although this all sounds great, don't piss her off! She's one of a kind!
Christeanna sweet
by realistic24 February 5, 2010
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chrisatanist

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
by Beergod November 3, 2009
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Chrisplain

To Chrisplain is to...
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.
"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."
by Impaleification September 22, 2018
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Chrisannakah

The celebration of Christmas and Hannakah together where more presents will be received and a major benefit for both the Jewish christian within us all. Is celebrated in the week up to christmas where on the final day a massive party will occur.
Oh dear what are you getting for Chrisannakah!
by SAM RANNER December 23, 2008
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chrisabel

A hot ass chick who is gonna get fucked over but is gonna end up with her best friend.
That chrisabel is so ignorant! She should marry her best friend already!
by Popopilice May 19, 2017
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chrishley

A Super funny beautiful weird girl that is clumsy in every way possible but loved by the ones that are here for her
Your a chrishley lol
by Kpop19 May 25, 2019
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chrismalda

Chrismalda is a beautiful tough girl who can beat up any guy named ERICK! If your reading this and your name is erick watch out.Anyways shes also really funny,kind,smart and fun to be around.She boosts your mood up whenever your down.If you know a chrismalda there the one you need.
Chrismalda is the best!
by Lilivia March 14, 2023
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