chown

to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach

Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!

by Lisa Krause September 14, 2006

Chown

combination of the words "your" and "own"; chown.

It is your own fault!
It is chown fault!

by Teehizzle January 16, 2012

Chown

The past tense of to chew

Everyone loves to chown on a great meal

by Gagafrenchpoodle12345 September 11, 2016

Chowning

To gorge, particually on the male penis (verb)

The other day, I was relaxing in my chair while Robert was chowning down on my cock!

by Duke Robinson March 26, 2008

chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chown

someone who is a clown and a chode.

Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!

by resor November 4, 2011

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005