chowned 

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

chowned by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chowned 

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

chowned by Henry May 13, 2005

chowned 

Chowned is a variation of owned or pwned which means "getting killed and humiliated". It is named after Cho Seung-Hui, a mass murderer

"You has been CHOWNED"

chowned by Almighty Watashi January 3, 2008

chowned 

Chowned is like Owned, but with a Ch on the begining, in case you are speaking every word starting with a Ch

"chou chot chotally chowned"

chowned by lukeh March 20, 2005

chowned 

a word made from owned, and chode meaning mega owned. First used by inZy in the game counter-strike and on msn

you chowned that n00b so bad man!

chowned by zain May 13, 2005

Chowned 

Chown: vb

To verbally accost somebody or people.



I have never heard this used outside of the military and I am wondering if it is an in house expression.. Maybe somone else can shed light on it! Definitely used in the fashion of the examples given.

(He) fucked up and I had to chown (him)!

I spoke to (him) about his fuck up and when I was finished, he considered (himself) chowned!

(He) deserved a good chowning for that stupid fuck up!

Chowned by Jaffser March 9, 2009