The chort

small yello cheese shaped character

Eh there tha chort

by Coach Z August 26, 2003

chorts

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

"Chorts."

by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011

chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED May 3, 2018

Chort

1.) A total piece of shit.
2.) Is too short to go on any rides at the fair.
3.) Has crazy eyes.
4.) Directly related to the T-Rex.

1.) Hey Wayne is that a piece of Chort on your shoe?
2.) You need to be this tall to ride the ride but you're a Chort so forget it.
3.) Crazy eyes a.k.a. Chort eyes.
4.) You can tell a Chort is related to the dinosaur family by a few key characteristics. Short arms, sharp teeth and yellow eyes are the most common features to look for. But rare characteristics include being total ass kissers when someone is watching and sweating cocaine water on hot summer days. If you see cocaine dripping from a Chort be very careful. Assume that Chort is dangerous.

by Rucky January 18, 2014

Chort

to smoke marijuana, get stoned, high as crap!

Me and Eric are going to Chort before we go to the show!

by Micen August 26, 2006

The chort

chort is a latino slang word for some one who lacks height.

"hey man, look at that muchacho, he is really really chort, holmes"

by poker one January 7, 2004

Chorts

chill shorts (sweat pant shorts)

Bro I went home and put on my chorts immediately.

by BakeJrown August 14, 2017