flop 'n' chop

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

by Mindraker May 1, 2009

Drop n' Chop

a noun
Used usually in a way joke by a friend of one to another who is currently in a relationship. In a way, "Don't forget the Drop n' Chop" is like saying "Don't forget to get sum"
A chopping motion of the hand can be used for emphasis

John: "Hey so how'd it go with that chick you saw at the mall?"

Jeff: "It's all good. I gotta date man!"

John: "Ey....Don't forget the Drop n' Chop!!"

by Cornflake 22 July 23, 2010

Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.

Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.

by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022

Chop Shop 'N' Half

The act of cutting your high school AG shop in half. Usually the tool of choice is a grinder.

#1 Dude Hortons so pissed
#2 Why?
#1 I Chop Shop 'N' Half and he's threating to give me ISS

by Zero Fun Sir March 9, 2010

Slop ‘n Chop

A derogatory term for an unhygienic and unkempt woman who habitually chops off the penis from any man with whom she’s had sex.

Uh oh, don’t go near that sorry old Slop ‘n Chop of a hag. She’ll chop your dick off!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Harri-Chop-Nuke

A common combination of killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2.

With this, the player earns 7 kill for a Harrirer. This gets him the necessary 4 kills to gte a Chopper Gunner. With the right tactics, you can easily get the needed 14 kills for a nuke.

NOTE: doesn't guarantee a nuke everytime

"Capain Schpack is 6-0!"
"Someone kill him!"
"I tried. he got me!"
"Shit, man he's got that Harri-Chop-Nuke combo on"

by CaptainSchpack April 17, 2010

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

by Mario hehehehha May 1, 2022