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Chooft

Chooft is the state of mind a person has when he/she had smoked an ungodly amount of pot, the feeling in simple terms is like being couch-locked while standing
Me and john got chooft out of our minds last night
by Ya boi tz October 20, 2020
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Choofadies

1) an expression used to exclaim something.
2) a word to use instead of "oh my god" in the beginning or end of a sentence
"choofadies! orlando bloom is HOT!"

Bill- The tickets to the concert sold out.

Suzi- Oh choof...that sucks
by Jessyka February 19, 2004
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Chookta

A Scottish word for someone uncultured or stupid, normally referring to a person from the country.
Och ya fuckin chookta!
by garymc65 July 18, 2009
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Choofter

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner
Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.
by Bongchimp September 22, 2016
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chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes
male female ass, place where cock goes into ass
by Nick May 13, 2005
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choontaro

choontaro\ chün•tar-(')O,

It's the slang word predominately used by Hispanics.(mexicans,chicanos,mainly ethnicities descended from mexico in some sense.)It's what the wetbacks call the MOST wetback of the wetbacks.Usually pertaining to the stupid soccer shirts with the gay ass fake or rope jewelry.Usually having long hair,or mullets of some type.They like to listen to shit like Mana and think spanish rock is better than anything else.So in essence it's calling a wetback a wetback to the ¹°th power.

Can and usually is shortened to Choon' or Choo' when insulting choontaros in the area.
I was pulling up and I seen this choontaro on the block,motherfucker was on the grind.I laughed and thought they'll be along to kick his ass shortly.

Man I was at the show,and this choontaro trying to hit on my girl.She just walked away laughing.
by Jobe Reins April 11, 2008
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choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.
John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.
by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008
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