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Get the chonce mug.A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
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Get the Chanteau mug.Chantel is shy, weird, funny, and abusive as heck but in that type flirty playful way. A great kisser and average at hugging. Creates her own words which is pretty cute. Usually has a deep voice which is flippen attractive also she is very athletic but usually considered herself a disappointment and can’t amount to anything due to some things she has going on at home...does not trust anyone so if she opens up to you just know that she must love you. Chantel also finds it difficult to make eye contact idk why she just does. So if you find yourself a Chantel she will try to push you away because most things that do get close to her ends up hurting her but just try to stay do the best u can.
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