Chongus

A chunky individual, especially in reference to a pet.

Here comes the chongus.

by AtxMageHH May 30, 2022

concusterbation

when a guy is masturbating and his hand slips off his penis and hits him in the head giving him a concussion

self explanatory " concusterbation"

by chanchan14 May 5, 2011

Coochie-Concussion

A concussion induced (or a relapse of concussion symptoms) by railing a female’s coochie so hard that your brain can no longer take it.

“Hey Christian, you alright bro?” -Jay

“Nah man I used that position on her again-“-Christian

“The one where your head is laying to her side and your hands are on her cheeks?” -Jay

“Yeah! Anyway so I was using that position again and I think it gave me another coochie-concussion” -Christian

“Damn bro you outta lay off the coochie for awhile” Jay

by Intellectual Brutality December 10, 2020

Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.

I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.

by Van who owns a van. August 27, 2021

Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Chongus

Some one who is a memeist and dabs for no good reason this person also enjoys play video games and making up words to annoy people

Hey you know that gur brad he is such a chongus

by Chongus505 May 27, 2018

concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004