Chom chom

A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?
by alecfuture June 30, 2021
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A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"

"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
by Jimmy_Mac July 11, 2008
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-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.
by JonP June 26, 2006
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Chom: (Noun) or Child of Media
Reference to someone raised by a television. Someone who is constantly texting or always on facebook.

Chomming: (Verb)
Texting instead of listening to someone while they talk. Walking across the street while looking at a phone.
Wearing a bluetooth headset while eating. Taking real life situations and referencing them to films or other media.
Communicating to your spouse, that you live with, on the internet.
The guy was such a Chom, he walked into the street Chomming on his phone and got hit by a bike.

Bill just chommed on facebook to his wife, don’t they live together?
by chombook.com April 15, 2013
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v- to be embarrassed for someone else to the point that you can feel his/her pain.
I had the chom choms for Matt when i saw him in his spandex suit.
by Matt Cahn March 23, 2007
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When your chowing on down but also nomming on some nom noms a bunch
Look over there at that meat dogger chomming on them burger steaks
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That dude is a CHOM.
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