A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
Get the Choking Baby BJ mug.To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
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Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
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Get the chokter mug.The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010
Get the Choking Chewbacca mug.The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.
BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
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