Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chode chiller

The unpleasant sensation that occurs when a turd drops into the bowl and splashes frigid water onto your chode and other nether flesh.

I squeezed one out while sitting on the can at 2 a.m., and the splashback caused a chode chiller that fully awakened me.

by El Predicto February 16, 2008

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023

Inverted Chode

When someone has a penis so small and wide that it appears to be going back into the body.

I walked into the locker room and saw Noah’s inverted chode.

by PeaOnYourCock January 23, 2023

Cane Chode

The nasty act of wringing your dick out after you've gone full desert toad.

Bear: He's been in the shower for ages
Pill: Aww shiet, he's gone full cane chode

by RudePill April 24, 2017