chodehead

someone with either an amazingly wide head or who does actually have a penis instead of a head

shit, neil has a chodehead, i daren't scratch his chin incase he sprays all over me

by ................. February 11, 2006

Chodet

A chodet (pronounced with a silent 't') is an insult used by an individual with class, education and status, and implies that the one being subjected to the insult has, or is a penis that is wider that it is large.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.

Charles: "You, peasant; I put it to you that you are a chodet!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"

Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"

by Dr. Josef Mengele April 7, 2012

chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.

GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Chodette

The Chodette is a female version of the chode (A chode being a dick wider than it is tall). It is a variety of clitoris that is stubby, bluntly rounded and fat.

The sight of Becky's bulbous chodette poking through her panties, made Brad reconsider his decision to have sex with her.

by James Chaney April 22, 2004

chodephobic

One who has a phobia of chode. One who is not comportable around or with a chode. One who is scared shitless of chode or thiks it's sick as fuck.

Toni is chodephobic, everytime she sees a chode she runs away.

Rady is also chodephobic, he's never seen one and doesnt want to see one but thinks is nasty as hell.

by Rady January 2, 2005

chodet

a fat vagina, more then normal size

the girl has a chodet

by lildill April 24, 2008

chodehaver

defined as someone who has a chode

You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver

by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023