choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

by yackyjacky January 4, 2010

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

choad

1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.

1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!

by themickfiles May 8, 2011

choad

a species of amphibious creature in which there are more than three Mister Jiggles on a webbed foot.

Chaka Khan said, "Hey, Ed where's good Ol' Barrel Gang at ?""Damn, good ol' Barrel Gang gone to get some more choads down by the river bank again!!"

by dingleberrypancakes February 7, 2010

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.

(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.

by The Ogre December 28, 2005

choad

1) The stretch of fleshy highway between a man's goatbag(Scrotum) and your butthole(anus). 2) Slanderous name for a diagreeable dickball(person). 3) NOT a sqaure penis.

1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced douche tool!"(Slanderous) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his steel toad boot."

by Ben Jonson December 28, 2005

Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

by Mike22 February 10, 2007