Chiseledick

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.

John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."

by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005

chazzled

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.

by k-roll$ June 1, 2017

Chizeled

is a ghetto term used to define physically or mentally shaped behaviour that results in victorious consequences.

Physically:

*Slap* - He just got chizeled.

Mentally:

Last night, me and my mate were discussing global politics and its detrimental effect on individual economies...
Oh boy, was she chizeled.

by ForTheCraic January 5, 2011

Chizzle

ANOTHER word to describe cocaine, predominantly in the North Wales/Cheshire area

Out tonight in Rhyl, goin to smash some Chizz....or Chizzle in before heading to Rosie o gradies.

by Draft2016 July 22, 2016

chizzled

sharp, well cut, tough, hard, firm, alert, wise

Used as in "chiseled". For body: describes a well-built physique, fit. For person: describes a sharp, aware, alert person.

Stay chizzled, precisely cup, sharp the fuck
- NAS "Stay Chizzle"

Let's take 3 brothers and put them in the bing or something
Who's gonna survive? The wise man, the fool or the warrior
Well if all of their minds are chizzle, then all of them
- NAS "Stay Chizzle"

by Jake the Drake January 17, 2006

chizzler

A true A-lister; one who enjoys gambling, women, drinking, boating, and all of the finer things in life. A chizzler will often partake in these activities well past the usual age the general population ceases to engage in such vices.

After exiting the strip club, Dave, Timmy, John, and RAZ joined all the other chizzlers in the sports book at noon on Tuesday.

by Parker Mattingly March 31, 2008

fo' chizzle my nizzle

ACTUAL TRANSLATION:
"For sure, my nigga"

Bob: You going to that party tonite?
Larry: Fo' chizzle my nizzle.

by Anonymous July 2, 2002