Chiropractor 

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.

Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.

Chiropractor by fckwhorya May 1, 2022

chiropractor 

A guy who couldn’t get into medical school who tries to rip your head off, usually done in a strip mall next to a Little Caesar’s.

DD Palmer got so high he learned how to be a chiropractor from a ghost.

chiropractor by Arcxjo August 16, 2025

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

Vaginal Chiropractor by darfielg December 13, 2014

The Chiropractor 

Verb, maneuver

While masturbating, grabbing ones testicles and pulling backwards as far as one can up the back.

I thought Jess was giving himself a reach around, turns out he was doing The Chiropractor.

The Chiropractor by Jessie G October 30, 2006

emotional chiropractor

A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).

Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?

(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)

Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-

Tara: You're not my boss!!

Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.

emotional chiropractor by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013

anti chiropractor

A nigga that be slamming cheeks and breaking backs

They call me the anti chiropractor cause i be breaking backs

anti chiropractor by Daddy ronny May 29, 2021

the chiropractor 

a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of butt sex

slut: why did you stop fucking me in the ass?
me: my back hurts

the chiropractor by taz gam March 21, 2004