Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Cliftonite

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.

Cliftonites Unite!

by totefofo October 21, 2010

Cliftonite

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.

John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.

by NottsLad April 8, 2009

Cliftonites

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.

The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton

by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010

Comptonite

A Ghetto Neazy from the ghetto land of COMPTON, A comptonite is a name for the most gangsta like manz on the face of the Earth

Damn that neazy's from Compton, he looks raw, He's a true Comptonite.

by Bobby-Digital October 2, 2005

Clintonites

A person or group of people that religiously support Hillary Clinton. Mostly the LGBT community

Those damn clintonites keep butting heads on rights

by Anonymousmeme12 April 16, 2018

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018