Carpocalypse

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

cowpocalypse

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it

by soysauce5 November 13, 2011

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

chairocalypse

By the dim light of the setting sun, chairs come alive with the malicious intentions of ending humanity. And can we blame them? They have been sat upon for many a year with nothing in return. Thus the chairs have risen up, and we puny humans cower in fear as our society crumbles like a deck of cards. Welcome to... Chairocalypse.

We were all scared of a zombie apocalypse... Chairocalypse is so much worse. We were so dumb.

by yeezies June 23, 2021

Carpocalypse

Refers to a day where there are many accidents or mishaps on the road.

-John after witnessing two cars that pulled over on the side of the road and the aftermath of a car crash- "Its a carpocalypse!"

by WhaleWithAPorpoise September 16, 2023