A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
Get the Chimpanzeemug. by Sticky Monkey April 5, 2009
Get the Chimpanzeemug. A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.
Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well
by Echo_ December 12, 2018
Get the Chimpanzeemug. by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020
Get the Chimpanzeemug. A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 16, 2020
Get the The Chimpanzeemug. Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Chimpanzeesmug. The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee Chokemug.