childzoned

When your crush gets married, has 2 kids and then says she still loves you because you are like her 3rd kid

Karthik: Say you love me Jessie
Jessie: I do Karthik, but not the way you mean it. You are like my 3rd child
(Karthik was childzoned. From the Tamil movie Vinnaithandi Varuvaya)

by Shroovian May 21, 2020

childlove

A morally-neutral term to describe a romantic, emotional, and/or sexual attraction to children by adults. It has a similar meaning to pedophilia, but is intended not to share the clinical, psychiatric meaning or stigma of the word pedophilia.

There have been childlovers in all parts of history.

by Seth M. January 15, 2007

chandsome

A guy thats both charming and handsome.

Yo check out that guy PJ, he's such a chandsome guy.

by stephanieee January 4, 2008

childster

1. child molester
2. some pokemon with penii on his head
3. Someone who is trying to molest you
4. a Pimp

1. Run from Childster!
2. RUN FROM CHILDSTER! AND PIMPETTE!
3. Yo, dont be such a Childster.
4. Gotta see the childster about my bitches.

by lyssth June 28, 2003

childmolester van

a white van with with no windows,in disgiuse of a painters work truck,owned by a man named shane.

hey look here comes shane, i wonder how many children he has with him in his van!

by his last victum March 19, 2005

chillsome

1. That person is totally awesome
2. They are super calm, mellow, relaxed, but still fun and happy...

"Dawg, that kid is totally chillsome."

"Dude i wish everyone was that chillsome."

"dude... be chillsome."

by Mike Klar November 27, 2006

Chillometer

How far you have to walk to calm down after being seriously pissed-off. A Chillometer can equal or exceed 1000 meters ( .625 miles )

I had to do a Chillometer after I found that my car had been booted! Then I did a second one, just to be sure.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008